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How to Be

Best Friends

Craig Flanagin, Andy Haas, and Chris Pellettieri

5:15

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Best Friends
do everything together best friends
blood sisters
best friends blood sisters
best friends
do everything together

Mary loves Patty, Patty loves Mary
Mary pricked her finger, Patty chickened out.
Mary pricked her finger, Patty chickened out.
Mary pricked her finger, Patty chickened out.
Chicken Patty, chicken Patty

Best Friends
do everything together best friends
blood sisters
best friends blood sisters
best friends
do everything together

Mary grabbed Patty, Mary grabbed the stapler
Mary grabbed Patty, Mary grabbed the stapler

Best Friends
do everything together
There, that's better

Best Friends
do everything together
best friends
blood sisters
There, that's better

(Lyrics as interpreted by Allan Hise <hise@io.com>)

*** NOTES *** Two girls in my 6th grade class, Mary Patrick and Patty Shannon, decided to be blood sisters - Mary pricked her finger with a needle and drew blood - then Patty got scared and chickened out - so Mary grabbed a stapler and chased Patty around the room and when she caught her she stapled her finger - then they mixed their blood


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