Sex is for making babies!
*** LINER NOTES *** I have a video planned for this one: The pope, screaming over and over again, "sex is for making babies!" until he gets all red in the face, and falls down, sobbing desperately. Meanwhile, the rest of the world ignores him, and goes on living and loving as they like, while he is a sad, lonely, bitter, ignored man. I've written a letter to the Vatican inviting him to do the video, but I haven't gotten an answer yet.